November 2011
When Freddy Krueger wiggles his tongue really fast, I start thinking of impure thoughts.
Merry Kwanzaa everyone!
Murder-suicide anyone?
Oh my Lucifer this Halloween seriously blows. Stuffing my face with Chinese food as I watch the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. If anyone tries to enter my room, there will be cold blooded murder.
October 2011
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“Because I said so” is not a sufficient answer to any question. You’re thirty six mother, not six. Just because you gave birth to me does not mean you can act like a toddler and use “because I said so. I’m your mother” as an answer for everything.Fucking christ, why must you make me want to choke you to death all the time?
New York has snow? I’m slightly jealous…
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